dear god,

the only thing i ask of you is to hold him when i'm not around when i'm much too far away...

oh how i love my lads... i know i'm partial but i thought this was the funniest thing ever. and can i just say how equally cute it is to. yes i know, all of a sudden i committed a cardinal sin by saying they are attractive and that is really my whole basis for liking them as people and as a band, right?

hey, is it avenged sevenfold's fault that they are fucking gorgeous on top of being fucking talented? no.
so it's not the dear and departed's fault for being fucking adorable.




'of course they don't have knees, i mean they might do'...
'penguins fucking rule.'
'i don't know if they rule.'
'penguins are good.'
'they're just like any other bird.'
'naw, they're good! they're-- good, lil buds.'
...'cuz they can waddle or they can just go: you know what? i'm just gonna slide.'
'yeah, belly slide - wahhhhhm.'
'yeah i watched March of the Penguins the other night actually.'
'i wanna see it so bad!'
...'lets just say penguins rule and they don't have knees.'
'penguins are alright.'

ladies, honestly... you can't tell me your heart didn't swoon a little when dan had that big grin on his face, talking about wanting to be a pirate. or blushing when learning that david doesn't wear underwear. or darren's clever argument into why penguins rule. and of course there's joel and his funny side comments like: 'i'd be a shark...but i'm nothing like a shark...i wish i could move that fast...i dunno, whats a relaxed animal?'

little things like that video make bad days seem a little brighter don't they?
ok well, at least mine. it doesn't take much for me to smile... especially when it comes in the form of British, Welsh and/or Australian men.

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listening to: Avenged Sevenfold - Unholy Confessions