the answer to all your questions!

JUSTTT move!
then that will solve all of your problems.


maybe that's what i'll do...
move to california.
find a boyfriend.
move in with that boyfriend.
forget all about the family and friends i've abandoned in New York.
and he can be my best friend - fuck; my only friend.


and we will label it all as "just what people do."
yup, that's what everybody does right?