i guess this is why he worked in a basement

so i found this the other day - i copied and pasted it from a from stupid msg. board at the beginning of the year:
scene one, take one.
location: urban outfitters.
date: january, 24th, 2007.

characters:
-chris, cashier.
-jamie, cashier.
-mother (with large kid in a stroller), customer/s.
-girl (at jamie's cash), customer.

mother: (with large kid in stroller) walks up to chris`s cash.
'where is the mens section?'

chris: (hopped up on two liters of soda).
'the second floor and there is an elevator so you can bring up your baby.'

kid in stroller: (shoots chris an awful glare, he is clearly not a baby)

chris: (three seconds later, as mother begins to turn stroller around, still in clear hearing range)
'fuck that baby.'

girl: (in shock at next till, speaking to jamie).
'did he just say that?'

jamie: (says calmly to girl).
'yes'.

HAHAHAHAHAHA<3

then this morning, i wake up to this lovely message:


so the connection isn't really there for these 'separate' topics but hey, both made me smile.

oh and FYI: i am back to my normal self, well minus a few sniffles here and there... thank you to all of those who wished me well!
teehee. atreyu, dinner?, sleepover, breekie? tomorrow!


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Listening to: Atreyu - Blow