dear avenged sevenfold fan,

I’ve been holding this in for awhile...
and I guess because I’ve been getting so excited about seeing them on Monday or because I’ve had a few drinks - but it’s coming out.

And I should say, this is random and it’s not all of you. Most of you are fucking amazing and I can get along with really well. But some of you... are just fucking dumb. And the word ’fan’ probably doesn’t even apply to you...

I realize that the band is not ugly. And that a majority of you are 14 and have your hormones raging. Sometimes its hard to like any artist [or person for that matter] without thinking about them sexually. But Jesus fuckin Christ, if I see one more comment about you wanting Zacky’s fucking babies I am going to throw up like a bulimic in a Vegas buffet.

Anddd speaking of Zacky, I’ll throw Brian in here too, just because they don’t reply to your message doesn’t mean you can get away with calling them a faggot or what have you. Honestly, can you imagine the amount of messages they get on a daily basis? Grow up. It doesn’t mean they hate you. And they sure as hell wouldn’t call you a cunt because you didn’t reply to their fucking MySpace message.

You bitching about how the "preps" all of a sudden started liking the band after Bat Country... really doesn’t make since to us adults. Once you get out of high school, terms like "jock", "prep", etc. are quite juvenile. And you should like that you have something in common with other people. If you and the "preps" help sell out a show, chances are they’re coming back soon.

Oh, and lastly, if I hear you say you "hate" Val, or Michelle, or so on, I’m punching you in the fucking face.


Thank you. Take care of one another.

-Sam.


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[EDIT: March 11th, 2008 @ 2.17am]
Bottom line, you haven’t seen a show if you’ve never seen Avenged Sevenfold live. The last time I saw them, was before City of Evil was released, on Warped Tour. And in like four fucking years, they have came so far. Syn on that guitar is like an audio orgasm. In his own right, he is amazing. And don’t get me started on how cool of motherfuckers the rest of the guys are...

I guess what I’m trying to say is: don’t take them for granted. Don’t let their sex appeal over take their talent. Above anything else, just respect them. It might be flattering for Matt to hear how hot he is, but that’s nothing compared to his singing/songwriting/producing. That’s what you’re remembered for.

That’s what I’ll remember when I’m 40 and I have to prove to my kids that I was cool at some point in my life hahaha