i can teach you, but i have to charge.

saw this, laughed, and got to thinking about the opposite sex --

number 1:
my thoughts are being ruled by HB men. i'm sorry. but it's true. at this point... canucks... aren't really there. god that is so weird to say. especially since chris' birthday is coming up. but yet and still, it is true. i'm not saying there's no chance but, let's just say it's slimmer than before. hell, i can't even say when our next trip to toronto is. usually that would be killing me... well, we were flirting with the idea of the Bats CD release show up there in April but ya know what i mean lol

number 2:
it makes me happy that i look at my top friends and see jason and dan hahaha i don't know why, but suddenly, i'm leaving them easter comments like we're old friends... maybe eventually :). but more than likely its just because they are close to matt hahaha [oh that was kind of mean.]

number 3:
these make me smile... big. with some blushing as well:



which you have to admit... is somewhat humorous. the first one is straightedge, fair, tall and skinny. and you got the second one filled with man beef and tans... and yet, they are all friends [darren would just be without the use of the beer bong that's around jason's neck]. oh god bless california hahaha

just goes to show you... i really don't care. my type? single and that is about it. well, the tattoo motif seems to be there quite a bit too... not even gonna like. but its almost sexier when its hidden. both of the above have that going on. i think both have two that i know of [matt:arm and leg; darren:chest and leg]. which is a change of pace for me. in past years its been more like "how much skin is visible?" ok now i'm starting to babble, thats when you know i'm tired. if i start talking your ear off, i'm either pissed, drunk or beat. just the latter for right now.

oh, and PS - my lurking skills are second to none:

i love how pissed off he looks haha and he was wearing pretty much the same exact thing when i saw him. well not the frown though ;) brings back memories of 13 days ago
and Dan! whew, i'm intimidated.